英語小幽默故事50字

① 少於50字的搞笑英語小短文「帶翻譯」

1、Text(正文):The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but hisgrandma doted on him. He hardly left her side.

And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。

約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：「學校怎麼樣？你過的好嗎？哭了沒有？」

「哭？」約翰問，「不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。」

2、Text(正文):The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"

一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：「你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之後，再用你的腳把門推開。」

「為什麼要用我的肘和腳呢？」

「你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空著手來吧？」吝嗇鬼回答。

3、Text(正文):One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.On my return, I noticed that how sty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.

When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."

My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"

一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物，回來後發現車身沾滿灰塵，於是擦洗了一陣。當我終於走進屋裡時大聲喊：「世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風玻璃。」我丈夫抬頭看了看，說：「媽媽來了？

4、Text(正文):"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants recing by nearly fifty pounds.

Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."

「醫生」她沖進屋後大聲說道。

「我想讓你坦率地說我到底得了什麼病。」

他從頭到腳打量打量她，然後大聲說：「太太，我有三件事要對你說。第一，您的體重需要減少大約50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的美貌將會改變。第三，我是一位畫家——醫生住在樓下。」

5、Text(正文):A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."

Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."

At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"

一架747客機正在跨越大西洋時，喇叭里傳來了機長的聲音：「旅客們請注意，我們的四個引擎中有一個丟失了。但剩下的三個引擎會把我們帶到倫敦的。只是我們要因此晚到一小時。」

過了一會兒，旅客們又聽到機長的聲音：「各位，你們猜怎麼啦？我們剛又掉了第三個引擎。但請你們相信好了。只有一個引擎我們也能飛，但要晚三個小時了。」 正在這時，一位乘客非常氣憤地說：「看在上帝的份上，如果我們再掉一個引擎，我們就要整夜都要呆在天上了。」

(1)英語小幽默故事50字擴展閱讀：

第一個笑話中spoil造句示例如下：

1、Others say they do not want to spoil their children by leaving them too much.

還有人表示，他們不想給子女留下太多錢，以免寵壞他們。

2、Once you pop open the cork, wines can spoil in a matter of hours.

一旦你打開軟木塞，葡萄酒就會在數小時內變質。

3、They say it only takes a few bad apples to spoil the bunch.

他們說這只需要少數的害群之馬便可毀了一堆。

4、A fond mother may spoil her child.溺愛的母親可能會寵壞她的孩子。

5、The child was spoilt by his grandfather.這個孩子被他的爺爺給慣壞了。

② 英語幽默小故事50字左右（帶翻譯）

1. Q: Why won』t the elephant use the computer?

為什麼大象不玩電腦？

A: He』s afraid of the mouse!

他害怕老鼠！

滑鼠和老鼠的英文皆為mouse。

mouse [maʊs]n. 滑鼠；老鼠；膽小羞怯的人

2.A much worried patiant walked into the doctor's office and asked for help。

"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday."

"Oh, don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days." The doctor said.

一位很焦急的病人走到醫生辦公室尋求幫助。

「醫生，我不知道該怎麼辦。昨天我不小心喝下了一瓶汽油。」

「哦，不用擔心。你一定要牢記未來幾天不要吸煙就行了。」醫生說。

3.A man was hit by a cab in the street.

He was brought to the hospital.

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."

"Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

一個男人在街上被計程車撞倒送進了醫院.

他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."

醫生說:"我怕他已經死了."

聽到醫生的話,這個男人轉動著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."

妻子說:"安靜,醫生比你懂得多."

4.A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?"

And God says: "A penny".

Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?"

And God says: "a second",

Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?"

And God says "In a second".

一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.

他問:"主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?"

上帝回答:"一便士."

男子又問:"那一百萬年呢?"

上帝說:"一秒鍾."

最後男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"

上帝回答:"過一秒鍾."

5.Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？

約翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了傷。

湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒？

約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。

6.Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，「發生了什麼事？」

「一個男孩咬了我一口，」伊凡說。

「再見到他你能認出來嗎？」媽媽問。

「他走到哪裡我都能認出他，」伊凡說。「他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。」

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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch!!"

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④ 小學生六年級英語幽默小故事帶翻譯50字

 

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時，他的話題又來了：「讓我迴向進化論者提個問題——如果我答們曾經像狒狒那樣長著尾巴，那麼現在尾巴到哪裡去了？」
「我來試試看，」一位老太太說。
「該是我們在這里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。」

⑤ 英語小故事帶翻譯10篇50字

英語小故事—The Real Princess
小學403字
There was once a prince who wished to marry a princess; but then she must be a real princess. He travelled all over the world in hopes of finding such a lady; but there was always something wrong. Princesses he found in plenty; but whether they were real princesses it was impossible for him to decide, for now one thing, now another, seemed to him not quite right about the ladies. At last he returned to his palace quite cast down, because he wished so much to have a real Princess for his wife.

從前有一位王子，他想找一位公主結婚，但她必須是一位真正的公主。他走遍了全世界，想要尋到這樣的一位公主。可是無論他到什麼地方，他總是碰到一些障礙。公主倒有的是，不過他沒有辦法斷定她們究竟是不是真正的公主，她們好象總是有些地方不大對頭。結果，他只好回到自己的皇宮來，心中很不快活，因為他是那麼渴望著得到一位真正的公主。

One evening a fearful tempest arose, it thundered and lightened, and the rain poured down from the sky in torrents: besides, it was as dark as pitch. All at once there was heard a violent knocking at the door, and the old King, the Prince's father, went out himself to open it.

It was a princess who was standing outside the door. What with the rain and the wind, she was in a sad condition; the water trickled down from her hair, and her clothes clung to her body. She said she was a real princess.

有一天晚上，忽然起了一陣可怕的暴風雨。天空中風馳電掣，大雨傾盆而降，四周一片漆黑。就在這時，響起了一陣劇烈的敲門聲，老國王自己去開門。

站在城外的是一位公主。可是，天哪!經過了風吹雨打之後，她的樣子是多麼難看啊!水沿著她的頭發和向下面流，她的衣服粘在身上。她說她是真正的公主。

Ah! we shall soon see that! thought the old Queen-mother; however, she said not a word of what she was going to do; but went quietly into the bedroom, took all the bed-clothes off the bed, and put a little pea on the bedstead. She then laid twenty mattresses one upon another over the

pea, and put twenty feather beds over the mattresses.

Upon this bed the Princess was to pass the night.

是的，這點我們馬上就可以考查出來。 老皇後心裡想，可是她什麼也沒說。她靜靜地走進卧房，把所有的被褥都搬開，在床榻上放了一粒豌豆。然後她取出二十床墊子，把它們壓在豌豆上。隨後，她又在這些墊子上放了二十床鴨絨被。

這位公主夜裡就睡在這些東西上面。

The next morning she was asked how she had slept. Oh, very badly indeed! she replied. I have scarcely closed my eyes the whole night through. I do not know what was in my bed, but I had something hard under me, and am all over black and blue. It has hurt me so much!

Now it was plain that the lady must be a real Princess, since she had been able to feel the little pea through the twenty mattresses and twenty feather beds. None but a real Princess could have had such a delicate sense of feeling.

So the prince took her for his wife, for now he knew that he had a real princess; and the pea was put in the museum, where it may still be seen, if no one has stolen it.

豌豆公主

第二天早晨大家問她昨晚睡得怎樣。 啊，不舒服極了! 公主說， 我差不多整夜沒合上眼!天曉得我床上有件什麼東西?我睡到一塊很硬的東西上面，弄得我全身發青發紫，這真怕人!

現在大家就看出來了。她是一位真正的公主，因為壓在這二十床墊子和二十床鴨絨被下面的一粒豌豆，她居然還能感覺得出來。除了真正的公主以外，任何人都不會有這么嫩的皮膚的。

因此那位王子就選她為妻子了，因為現在他知道他得到了一位真正的公主。這粒豌豆因此也就被送進了博物館，如果沒有人把它拿走的話，人們現在還可以在那兒看到它呢。

⑥ 求英文幽默小故事 少一點 越少越好 帶中文翻譯

1 理所當然
Taken for Granted
THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to "Sox": "Usually brown."
某學校發給學生的健康調查表裡有個錯別字——把「性別」的「性」字寫成了「襪」字。一位母親在為她的兒子填寫表格時，在「襪別」的那欄填上了：「棕色為主。」
[注] 英語 中sex（性）與sox（襪）只有一個字母之差。
2 一隻小貓
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
" What\'s in your box?" asked the friend.
"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I\'ve been dreaming about mice at night and I\'m so scared! This cat is to catch them."
"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.
"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.
布朗夫人去拜訪一位朋友，她拿著一個頂部扎滿了小眼兒的盒子。 「盒子里裝的是什麼？」朋友問道。 「一隻小貓，」 布朗夫人回答說，「你知道我晚上睡覺總夢見老鼠，我非常害怕。這只貓可以抓住那些老鼠。」 「可老鼠都是假想的呀。」朋友說。 「小貓也是假想的。」 布朗夫人小聲說道。
3 約會
When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"
"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.
"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"
在湯姆工作的大樓里有一個咖啡屋，那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有些受寵若驚，因為這位小姐看上去至少比他年輕15歲。一天她又對湯姆招手並示意湯姆過去。於是湯姆走了過去。她問道，「您現在是單身嗎？」 「對，是單身，」湯姆滿臉堆笑的說。 「我母親也是，」她說，「您願不願意見見她？」

⑦ 10篇英語小故事50字

Just after class,a teacher asked to a student"Boy,why have you got cotton in your ear?Is it infected?You look very pain," "No,sir,but you just told me everything my a ear went in one ear and out.so I am trying to stop it."
「孩子,你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?」 「沒有,老師.可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進,一個耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在裡面.」
Last week,Mrs Black went to London.She didn』t know London very well,and she lost her way.Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop.She went up to the man and said,「Excuse me!Can you tell me the way to the hospital,please?」 The man smiled.He didn』t know English!He came from Germany.But then he put his hand into his pocket,and took out an English dictionary.He looked up some words.Then he said slowly,「I』m sorry I can』t understand you.」
上周,布萊克夫人去了一趟倫敦.她不太熟悉倫敦,結果她迷路了.突然她在一個公共汽車站附近看見一位男子.她急忙向這位男子走去,說道：「勞駕您一下!請您告訴我去醫院的路,好嗎?」這位男子笑了.他聽不懂英語.他來自德國.但是他將手伸進了自己的衣袋裡,從裡面掏出了一本英語詞典.他查找到了一些單詞.然後他一字一句地說：「我很抱歉我聽不懂你說的話.」
It was a cold winter day in 1919.A small boy was walking along the street in London.His name was Tom.He was very hungry.He wanted to buy some bread,but he had no money.What could he do?When he was very young,he wanted to be a great man in the world of films.So he worked to sing and dance well.Thirty years later,the boy became one of the famous people in the world.
那是1919年的一個寒冷的冬天.一個小男孩正漫步在倫敦的街頭.他的名字叫湯姆.他餓極了.他想買一些麵包,可是他身無分文.他該怎麼辦呢?當他非常年幼的時候,他就想當一名電影世界中的偉人.所以他努力把歌唱好,把舞跳好.三十年之後,這個小男孩真地成為了電影世界中的著名人物之一.
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢.
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了?」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆,」他回答說.「你真是個好孩子,」媽媽驕傲地說.「再給你兩分錢.可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?」
「她是個賣糖果的