假設你是李華某英文報社正在公開徵集幽默故事

❶ 假設你是李華某英文報社公開徵集幽默故事請你根據所提供的信息寫一個幽默故事

真誠
保佑我快快減肥吧。
我哪來那麼大的法力呀？
別這么說，我會來謝你的。
真的沒辦法，你看看我自己吧。坦胸露乳的彌勒佛真誠地說。

❷ 假如你是李華，你校英文報舉辦徵文活動，話題是對即將來你校任教的英語老師的建議和期望。

We are looking for a new English teacher in our school.

First we are honored to have aboad. Welcome to join our shcool, a key middle school in our city.

We would like you to have extensive teaching experience and talent， seek to motivate others to share your enthusiasm for the English language, speak with pure pronunciation. Having a wide range of teaching experience in the UK and overseas is better.
Solid ecation, psychology, and other ecational disciplines of scientific knowledge;
Mainly English, Speak Chinese if necessary

❸ 假如你是李華,最近,你校同學正在參加某英語報社組織的一場討論.討論的主題是網路小說的利弊.請你根據

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am very glad to write to you and introce my survey results. About 60% of students think that reading Internet novels can make them spend the spare time happily and easily, and ease the pressure of study. And also they can find some good things from these novels, and use them in their study.
About 40% students think that Internet novels are quite attractive that they can make the students waste much time and are bad for their study.
In my opinion, of course, Internet novels have their benefits, they can make us know much more knowledge that we can't learn at school, and they can open up our eyes to the outside world. But we can't read them more often. Some studnts will be in addiction of reading novels and their study will fall behind.
Sincerely,
Li Hua

❹ 公共英語三級英文寫作:報社舉辦 exercise every day的徵文活動

Exercise every day is good for our Health. doing exercising is becoming more and more popular. taking exercises every day will keep fit and live a happy life.As for me, I like doing sports such as playing football,playing badminton. After school I usually spend some time to do sport with my friends, it not only builds up my body but also let me make new friends. In short, exercise enriches my life and makes me more confident.Let's exerise every day and enjoy a healthy life!

❺ 一篇英語作文= = = = = = = = =

新概念2 里 貌似有一篇 記不太清了 可以參考一下 這則笑話應該很常見啊~

❻ 某英文報社正在進行主題徵文活動.以"show respect for othe

Show Respect for Others
When it comes to the issue of respects, some people say that they will respect others in the condition that others show respect to them, and some people say that they only respect the stronger and richer persons. In my opinion, all men need to respect others and be respected.
Firstly, all men are born to be equal. Regardless of one's appearance, social status, health conditions and financial conditions, he has the right to be respected as a member of the society. Whereas, a criminal may be look down upon because equality is partly conditional. Since the criminal has done something harmful to the society, his rights are deprived by the law. But his basic human rights left will still be respected.
Secondly, respects, in other word, esteems are crucial to an indivial. According to Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, men have five levels of needs: physiological, safety, belonging/love, esteem and self-actualization. Since we are living in 21st. century, a peaceful time, the theme of our life is peace and developing. So when we have solved the problems of surviving and safety, we are eager to achieve the other three needs. Among the three, as far as I am concerned, esteem is the base of belonging and self-actualization. We cannot live freely and comfortable without others respects and esteem. Esteems are the beginning of love and the ultimate result of self-actualization.
To sum up, a healthy society contains respects of each other. Aesop said, treat other people as you hope they will treat you. Therefore, please show respects to other people and you will be respected

❼ 假設你是李華,最近,你校的校刊「英語園地」欄目正在徵集以「感恩父母」為話題的英短文請你根據下列提示，用

Dear parents,

Thank you for always supporting me without any conditions. As your son (or daughter) I'd like to appreciate your kindness by this letter. As the exam is near, I hope you can understand my stressful condition and communicate with me with encouraging words. Also, please give me some personal space before my exam. I can adjust myself well before the test because I know my own study progress very well. Furthermore, I studies very hard ring the whole year and prepare for the exam so I'm very confident. Finally, I study a lot with my classmates who give me lots of suggestions. I think with those helps above I can do while ring the exam. So please do not worry for me.

Love you all,

XXX

❽ 某英文報社正在舉辦以 「An Unforgettable Experience」 為題的徵文活動。至少

你好，很高興為你解答

An Unforgettable Experience
網路
一次難忘的經歷; 難忘的經歷; 難以忘懷的經歷
希望我的回答對你有幫助，滿意請採納。

❾ 某英語報社正在舉辦故事續寫大賽，以 I couldnt believe my eyes when

I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened the front door. My two dogs became one. When they saw me out of the door, they ran to the oppisite position and tried to saperate themelves. However, it was impossible because there was something like a red snake between them connected them into one. I was so afraid. I remembered to call my parents for help later. They told me to take a pot of cold water to pour on the dogs. Then I followed and they finally saperate.