学习远程教育教程英爱掌握什么

Ⅰ 【汉译英200分+50分】『放松的世界远程教育』谈情说爱篇

1. To do at least one of the benefits of the poor: to know whether they really loved.

2 is arbitrary: only the use of pencil, no eraser.

3. A symbol of a child is: no longer ask him to come from, is no longer answered him go.

4 good woman is a school, but most men do not have enough patience to wait until graation certificates, often rebuilt transfer.

5. Male aging in three steps: First of all, forget that one way or another, after urination zipper. Secondly, before urinating forgot to pull down zipper. Finally, forget the urine.

6. The weight of the tightening of abdominal useful? Of course useful, so that you can see their own weight ah.

7. The principle of bank loans is: do everything possible to lend money to those people is certainly not short of money.

8 lovelorn like colds, whether or not to take medicine, will be well after half a month.

9 Love: love is like a thief breaking up dividing up the gains, regardless of how points will have the risk of hurt, the Tibetan language Gardener, psychological imbalance

10 after giving birth how long it will last throes? American mother, said: 23 days. Chinese mother said: three decades.

11 mice in the time to make a cat, it is best to have a hole in the vicinity.

MIDNIGHT Men 12 to drink on the outside there are usually two reasons: First, there is no wife at home. The second is to have a wife at home.

13 wise man does not mean that they know how to catch good cards deputy, but know that when He left the table.

14 meeting, the importance and it is inversely proportional to the length.

15 lectures, as a woman's skirt, the shorter the better, there is no best.