新老师英语小故事作文

A. 英语作文 小故事

The fairy tale story in both Chinese and English composition 400 words
刺猬智斗老虎
Hedgehog dou tiger
有一只，刺猬杀死了一只老鼠，山猫想吃掉老鼠，刺猬不同意。
There is a, a hedgehog killed a mouse, the bobcats want to eat mice, a hedgehog don't agree.
于是山猫便以“蓄意谋杀罪”告到了国王老虎大人那里。
So the bobcats then to "attempted murder" against the king tiger alts there.
老虎下令将刺猬关进了动物监狱。他与大臣豹、狼商量了一下，想暗地里把刺猬杀死吃掉。可是刺猬浑身是刺，无法下手，只好既不审他，也不给他东西吃。
The tiger has ordered the hedgehog will put into animal prison. He and his lords leopard, the Wolf to discuss it, and want to secretly to kill eat. Hedgehog But a hedgehog was is not laid a hand on him, had to stab, neither he nor the, give him something to eat.
刺猬饿极了，想出了一个好办法让狼带他去见老虎。老虎问：“你来见我有什么事?”刺猬不慌不忙的说：“大王，我要献一颗珍珠。这是老鼠那里得到的，把它放在桌上，马上会出现吃不完的肉。”老虎一听馋得直流口水，但他还是半信半疑地问：“那你为什么不留着自己用呢？”
A hedgehog hungry, figured out a good way to make the Wolf with him to see the tiger. The tiger ask: "you come to see I have what matter?" A hedgehog in no hurrily said: "big king, I shall offer a pearl. This is mice get there, put it on the table, it will appear eat meat." The tiger to chan that mouth water, but he still half ask: "that you why not their use?"
刺猬说：“大王，这颗珍珠只能被没杀过好人的人放在桌上，才会变出肉，而我杀过了老鼠，所以变不出来肉来。”老虎想去接珍珠，突然想起自己杀过无数小动物，忙将手缩了回去了。
A hedgehog said: "big king, the pearls can only be a good man who didn't kill on the table, will turn out meat, and I kill the mouse, so change does not come out meat." The tiger thought to pick up the pearl, suddenly reminded of his numerous small animals, death will be busy hands shrank back.
刺猬说：“既然大王不敢接，就请豹来接吧。”“我不行，我手太重，会把珍珠弄碎的。”豹直往后退。他也是经常杀害小动物。
A hedgehog said: "since king can't meet, please the leopard to meet it." "I can't, I hand is too heavy, will break the pearl." Leopard straight to move back. He is also often kill small animals.
“那么狼来接。”刺猬转向狼。狼不肯接。他也亲手杀过许多的小动物的。
"So the Wolf to meet." A hedgehog turned to the Wolf. The Wolf will not pick up. He also personally killed a lot of little animals.
刺猬大笑起来说：“你们所有人都杀过小动物，但你们谁也没有被关进监狱。而我杀死了一只危害森林王国的老鼠，就把我关进监狱，这公平吗？”国王老虎、大臣豹和狼被问的一句话也答不上来了，只好把刺猬放了。
A hedgehog laughed said: "all you people are killed a small animals, but not one of you not to be put in jail. And I killed a harm of kingdom of mice, forest put me in jail, this fair?" The king tiger, leopard and the Wolf asked secretary of a word also answer not to come up, had to put the hedgehog.......
第二篇 豌豆上的公主
ONCE upon a time there was a prince who wanted to marry a princess; but she would have to be a real princess. He travelled all over the world to find one, but nowhere could he get what he wanted. There were princesses enough, but it was difficult to find out whether they were real ones. There was always something about them that was not as it should be. So he came home again and was sad, for he would have liked very much to have a real princess.
One evening a terrible storm came on; there was thunder and lightning, and the rain poured down in torrents. Suddenly a knocking was heard at the city gate, and the old king went to open it.
It was a princess standing out there in front of the gate. But, good gracious! what a sight the rain and the wind had made her look. The water ran down from her hair and clothes; it ran down into the toes of her shoes and out again at the heels. And yet she said that she was a real princess.
“Well, we’ll soon find that out,” thought the old queen. But she said nothing, went into the bed-room, took all the bedding off the bedstead, and laid a pea on the bottom; then she took twenty mattresses and laid them on the pea, and then twenty eider-down beds on top of the mattresses.
On this the princess had to lie all night. In the morning she was asked how she had slept.
“Oh, very badly!” said she. “I have scarcely closed my eyes all night. Heaven only knows what was in the bed, but I was lying on something hard, so that I am black and blue all over my body. It’s horrible!”
Now they knew that she was a real princess because she had felt the pea right through the twenty mattresses and the twenty eider-down beds.
Nobody but a real princess could be as sensitive as that.
So the prince took her for his wife, for now he knew that he had a real princess; and the pea was put in the museum, where it may still be seen, if no one has stolen it.
There, that is a true story.

B. 高二英语作文(小故事)加翻译

星档案：
周嘉会，1995年出生，师大二附中初一五班学生。2008年4月12日本报《作文周刊·金牧场》栏目头题位置刊发了周嘉会的习作———《一瓶的春天》，这也是小作者第一次向《作文周刊》投稿。《一瓶的春天》一文描写细腻、文字优美、情感真挚、行文流畅，由此，文章小作者周嘉会被选拔为本期的“作文之星”。
星攻略：
作文最看重真情
从和周嘉会的谈话中，可以深切感受到这个小女生的个性———从语言到思想。
“我认为学习成绩不一定非要数一数二不可，而是(每个人)要找到属于自己的学习特长，发挥利用，而其余课程只要保证前五名即可。”一张口先撇开话题的主题———作文不谈，反而谈论起自己对学生学习成绩的认识问题。
一番“高谈阔论”后，她才回归到作文这个话题上。“作文在我看来，最看重的莫过于感情了。无论你(文章)的辞藻有多么华丽，没有真情实感，只是一个空架子。”
结合自己的写作经验，周嘉会认为，写作文除了多阅读课外书之外，还应该注重在阅读过程中的“消化与吸收”。“我们读的时候，应该在享受优美文章文字和精彩情节所带给我们的愉悦之余，更要注重去领悟文章作者所表达的感情与思想以及表达这些内容时所应用的手段和方式。”
文章如何表现“自我主义”
“在作文这个领域里，每个写作者都是‘自我主义者’。”周嘉会说，“即使你拜读的是大家之作，你自己也不能完全依附于他们的思想，因为，文章不应该失去‘自我’，相反更应该表现出作者的‘自我主义’。当然，这并不意味着你不能进行借鉴。”
周嘉会表示，她所谓的“自我主义”是指从自我出发，不脱离自我、尽情地抒发自我情感、叙述自我经历、描绘自我内心，或者在写人叙事绘景议论中融化自我的感受和体验。“这种‘自我’是完全不同于某些写作中的矫揉造作无病呻吟等虚假的自我表现。”周嘉会说她觉得这样的作文既能写得真实贴切，又能写得生动感人。因为，在这样的作文中，现实的社会生活都通过作者的情感过滤与思想折射后，再写到作文中来，写出来的作文自然就具有了写作者自己的情感的温度和思想烙印。“可通过写日记、信件等方式进行有意识的‘自我’训练。”
写作的“老”技巧———新
关于作文的写法，周嘉会强调了一个技巧———新。“虽然这个理论并不新，但它是写作文的一个大技巧，是很重要的。当然，这里的新是指对作文题目、题材进行奇思妙想，而并非胡思乱想。不否认创作需要灵感，这必然是需要写作者多观察生活，因为，写作的基础是生活。所以，建议对普通小事从不同角度去看，相信会发现很多好的题材的。”
“最后不得不说的一点，作文若是没有蕴含的哲理，那么就只能叫写话。”周嘉会建议同学们写文章还得写得有深度、有厚重的美感，否则充其量就是说白话，谈不到文章二字了。

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D. 要一个英语小故事和英语作文

The Hat Shop
A man wanted to buy a hat. So he went to an expensive hat shop. "I'd like to buy a hat, please," he said. "Can I try on a few, please?" "Of course," the assistant answered and then brought in several hats.
The man tried them on one by one but he didn't like any of them. "Mm, this one's too big and that one's too small. And this one isn't the right colour and that one is too expensive... Would you mind bringing a few more hats, please?" "Not at all," the assistant said. He went to the back of the shop and brought in more hats, but still the man didn't like any of them. In the end the assistant had to bring out all the hats.
After he had tried on all the hats in the shop, the man said, "It seems that all these hats aren't the right size." At this time the assistant got angry and said to him, "The hats are all right, sir, but I'm afraid your head isn't the right size."
翻译：
帽子店
一个男人想买一顶帽子．所以他来到一个卖昂贵帽子的店里．＂我想要一顶帽子，＂他说，＂我能试几顶吗？＂＂当然可以．＂售货员回答说．随后他拿来了几顶帽子．
男人一顶接一顶地试，但没有一顶让他中意的．＂恩，这顶太大了，那顶又太小了．这顶的颜色不好，那顶太贵了…你介不介意再拿几顶来呢？＂＂一点都不介意，＂售货员说道．他到商店后边又拿了一些帽子来，但男人依然不喜欢这些．最后，售货员不得不把商店里所有的帽子都拿了出来．
男人试过店里全部的帽子之后说道：＂所有的帽子的尺寸似乎都不对．＂这时售货员生气地对他说：＂帽子都没有什么问题，先生．但是我怀疑您的脑袋的尺寸有问题．

E. 英语作文 小故事

让爱自由飞翔 There was once a lonely girl who longed so much for love. One day while she was walking in the woods she found two starving songbirds. She took them home and put them in a small cage. She cared them with love and the birds grew strong. Every morning they greeted her with a wonderful song. The girl felt great love for the birds. 从前，有个寂寞的女孩非常渴望爱。一天，她走在丛林中，发现两只快要饿死的小鸟。她把它们带回家，放入一个小笼子。经她悉心照料，鸟儿一天天强壮起来。每天早晨，鸟儿都要用美妙的歌声向她表示问候。女孩不由得爱上了这两只小鸟。 One day the girl left the door to the cage open. The larger and stronger of the two birds flew from the cage. The girl was so frightened that he would fly away. As he flew close, she grasped him wildly. Her heart felt glad at her success in capturing him. Suddenly she felt the bird go limp. She opened her hand and stared in horror at the dead bird. Her desperate love had killed him. 一天，女孩敞开了鸟笼的小门。那只较大较壮的鸟儿飞出了鸟笼。女孩非常害怕鸟儿会飞走。鸟儿飞近时，她死命将它抓住。她十分高兴，终于又把它捉了回来。突然间，她感觉到鸟儿四肢无力。她张开手，惊恐地盯着手中的死鸟。她不顾一切的爱害死了鸟儿。 She noticed the other bird moving back and forth on the edge of the cage. She could feel his great need for freedom. He needed to soar into the clear, blue sky. She lifted him from the cage and tossed him softly into the air. The bird circled once, twice, three times. 她注意到另一只鸟儿在笼边扑闪着翅膀。她可以感觉到它对自由的无限向往。它渴望冲向明净的蓝天。她将它举起，轻轻抛向空中。鸟儿盘旋了一圈，两圈，三圈。 The girl watched delightedly at the bird's enjoyment. Her heart was no longer concerned with her loss. She wanted the bird to be happy. Suddenly the bird flew closer and landed softly on her shoulder. It sang the sweetest melody that she had ever heard. 看到鸟儿快乐的样子，女孩很高兴。她的内心不再计较自己的得失。她希望鸟儿幸福。突然，鸟儿飞近了，轻轻落在她的肩上，唱起了她从未听过的最动人的歌。 The fastest way to lose love is to hold on it too tight, the best way to keep love is to give it WINGS! 失去爱的方法，最快莫过于将其牢牢地抓在手心；令爱长驻的方法，最好莫过于赋予它一双翅膀——让爱自由飞翔！

F. 英语小故事带翻译10篇50字

英语小故事—The Real Princess
小学403字
There was once a prince who wished to marry a princess; but then she must be a real princess. He travelled all over the world in hopes of finding such a lady; but there was always something wrong. Princesses he found in plenty; but whether they were real princesses it was impossible for him to decide, for now one thing, now another, seemed to him not quite right about the ladies. At last he returned to his palace quite cast down, because he wished so much to have a real Princess for his wife.

从前有一位王子，他想找一位公主结婚，但她必须是一位真正的公主。他走遍了全世界，想要寻到这样的一位公主。可是无论他到什么地方，他总是碰到一些障碍。公主倒有的是，不过他没有办法断定她们究竟是不是真正的公主，她们好象总是有些地方不大对头。结果，他只好回到自己的皇宫来，心中很不快活，因为他是那么渴望着得到一位真正的公主。

One evening a fearful tempest arose, it thundered and lightened, and the rain poured down from the sky in torrents: besides, it was as dark as pitch. All at once there was heard a violent knocking at the door, and the old King, the Prince's father, went out himself to open it.

It was a princess who was standing outside the door. What with the rain and the wind, she was in a sad condition; the water trickled down from her hair, and her clothes clung to her body. She said she was a real princess.

有一天晚上，忽然起了一阵可怕的暴风雨。天空中风驰电掣，大雨倾盆而降，四周一片漆黑。就在这时，响起了一阵剧烈的敲门声，老国王自己去开门。

站在城外的是一位公主。可是，天哪!经过了风吹雨打之后，她的样子是多么难看啊!水沿着她的头发和向下面流，她的衣服粘在身上。她说她是真正的公主。

Ah! we shall soon see that! thought the old Queen-mother; however, she said not a word of what she was going to do; but went quietly into the bedroom, took all the bed-clothes off the bed, and put a little pea on the bedstead. She then laid twenty mattresses one upon another over the

pea, and put twenty feather beds over the mattresses.

Upon this bed the Princess was to pass the night.

是的，这点我们马上就可以考查出来。 老皇后心里想，可是她什么也没说。她静静地走进卧房，把所有的被褥都搬开，在床榻上放了一粒豌豆。然后她取出二十床垫子，把它们压在豌豆上。随后，她又在这些垫子上放了二十床鸭绒被。

这位公主夜里就睡在这些东西上面。

The next morning she was asked how she had slept. Oh, very badly indeed! she replied. I have scarcely closed my eyes the whole night through. I do not know what was in my bed, but I had something hard under me, and am all over black and blue. It has hurt me so much!

Now it was plain that the lady must be a real Princess, since she had been able to feel the little pea through the twenty mattresses and twenty feather beds. None but a real Princess could have had such a delicate sense of feeling.

So the prince took her for his wife, for now he knew that he had a real princess; and the pea was put in the museum, where it may still be seen, if no one has stolen it.

豌豆公主

第二天早晨大家问她昨晚睡得怎样。 啊，不舒服极了! 公主说， 我差不多整夜没合上眼!天晓得我床上有件什么东西?我睡到一块很硬的东西上面，弄得我全身发青发紫，这真怕人!

现在大家就看出来了。她是一位真正的公主，因为压在这二十床垫子和二十床鸭绒被下面的一粒豌豆，她居然还能感觉得出来。除了真正的公主以外，任何人都不会有这么嫩的皮肤的。

因此那位王子就选她为妻子了，因为现在他知道他得到了一位真正的公主。这粒豌豆因此也就被送进了博物馆，如果没有人把它拿走的话，人们现在还可以在那儿看到它呢。

G. 结局出人意料的生活小故事英语作文‘’开头：当我一打开门的时候我惊呆了‘’

A man named weixiege,who is the king of the wolrd.someday,he went to the farm.when he was beginning to grow fruits,he found his fruits stolen .what a shame.so,he came to the police station,telling the cops"Fuck,whoever stolen my wallet,you must take him out,or you all will die,do you get it?"how potent he was,but this is him,as the king of the world,he has the right.1 month passed,the money was still not found.WeiXieGe was so angry.He dicided to kill all the cops and thieves.while the execute day came,one of the cops asked"my king,I just wonder where the fruits were missing.""QQ farm,you know?it's full of my passion"weixiege answered painfully.then all the people were yunning.But only one person was tittering allt the time.it's weixiejie who is the Queen of the world.she is the one who stolen the king's fruit

H. 英语作文海洋小故事

Pollution

Sea pollution is becoming an increasing problem for our planet and we have a responsibility to rece sea pollution.

I need to describe the problem. Our ship currently mps all its rubbish into the sea.It's easy to result in huge endanger. First of all, Non-organic substances such as plastic bags kill fish and whales. Because fish get trapped and whales cannot digest them. Secondly some rubbish is inherently toxic.

I can suggest some solutions. First and foremost we can create a better system of disposing of rubbish for instance. We ought to store rubbish. Next, we are supposed to make ships environmentally and friendly. A case in point is that we should stop providing plastic bags.

We must act now before it is too late!

海洋污染英语作文二：Rece Sea Pollution

Several problems are caused by the non-organic substance. We ought not to pour wastes into the ocean, because it not only pollutes the ocean, but also lead to a series of harmful consequence. First and foremost, the non-organnic things, for instance, plastic bags, may kill fish and whales. Second, fishes can't digest them. Finally, some of the rubbish is inherently toxic, they will posion marine life.

We must take actions to protect our whale from dying. One thing we should do is creating a better system of disposing of rubbish. Another effective solution is making ships environmentally friendly. Sypermarkets shall stop the giving of plastic bags.

As a captain of the ship, you should spare no efforts to think more helpful ideas and stop mping rubbish from now on. We all need to raise awareness of these problems. It now becomes necessary that we must act now, before it is too late!

海洋污染英语作文三：Sea pollution

Between 75 and 80% of marine pollution is caused by land, particularly agriculture. 30% of this is from the atmosphere. Around 12% of the pollution is caused by maritime transport.

In South America, 98% of domestic wastewater ends up, untreated, in the sea. The countries along the Mediterranean Sea throw 50 million tons of waste into it every year and the Chinese throw 60 million tons of waste into the Yellow sea daily. Over half of the hydrocarbon discharge comes from continents, 5% comes from oil tanker accidents, 20% comes from waste and other ship-related accidents, 4% from sea exploitation and 11 to 15% is e to natural causes. Accidental pollution through hydrocarbon is significantly decreasing and only represents a small percentage of waste through degassing estimated at between 1.5 and 3 million tons of oil a year. In 2003, according to the WWF, between 0.7 and 1.3 million tons of oil were spread by degassing in the Mediterranean. According to the Ifremer (the French Institute for Exploitation of the Sea), coastal water pollution cost the world economy almost 12.8 billion dollars in 2006.

Marine pollution is the result of procts being thrown into seas and oceans, mostly by mnkind: domestic waste (sewage and rubbish, pollutants in runoff water...), instrial waste (hydrocarbons, metals, synthetic chemical and organic substances, radionuclides...) and agricultural waste (fertilisers, pesticides...).

This includes water pollution and marine sediments, and more generally all damage to marine ecosystems caused by harmful substances being discharged into the sea, either by their nature or their quantity.

海洋污染英语作文四：Sea Pollution

Marine environment is one in water, seawater tolerance hydrolyzate and suspended solids, seabed sediment and marine organisms, including complex systems. Ocean rich biological resources, mineral resources, chemical resources and power resources is an indispensable resource treasure house of human beings, with human survival and development of the relationship very close.

The main objective of the current marine conservation is to protect the living marine resources, so as not to failure, in order for human sustainable use. In particular, give priority to protect those valuable and critically endangered marine life. According to the UN for investigation, e to overfishing, accidental capture and killing of non-target to allow hunting of marine, coastal shoreline construction, mangrove deforestation, widespread marine pollution, at least the world's 25 most valuable fishery resources depleted, whales, sea turtles, manatees and many other marine animals face extinction risk. Is expected that with the expansion of the scale of ocean development,Marine living resources are likely to cause more damage.

The task of the first marine protected right to stop over-exploitation of living marine resources and secondly to protect the habitat of marine life or habitat, in particular, their migration, spawning, foraging, avoiding predators coast, tidal flats, estuaries, coral reefs, it is necessary to prevent the heavy metals, pesticides, oil, organic and easy to proce nutrients such as eutrophication of marine pollution. Preservation of the marine living resources of the natural regeneration capacity and water purification capacity, preservation of the marine ecological balance, to ensure sustainable human development and utilization of the oceans.

海洋污染英语作文五：Polluting the seas

The seas and oceans receive the brunt of human waste, whether it is by deliberate mping or by natural run-off from the land.

In fact over 80% of all marine pollution comes from land-based activities and many pollutants are deposited in estuaries and coastal waters. Here the pollutants enter marine food chains, building up their concentrations until they reach toxic levels. It often takes human casualties to alert us to pollution and such was the case in Minimata Bay in Japan when many people died as a result of a pollutant building up in food chains. A factory was discharging waste containing methyl mercury in low concentrations into the sea and as this pollutant passed through food chains it became more concentrated in the tissues of marine organisms until it reached toxic levels.

As a consequence 649 people died from eating fish and shellfish contaminated with mercury and 3500 people suffered from mercury poisoning.

海洋污染英语作文六：Sea Pollution

From the overall situation, wastewater emissions growth speed. Is expected in 2000 will reach 666 tons. City life sewage volume will continue to increase, in 2000 reached about 783 tons. The wastewater of low (estimated at 20% ~ 30%),most of untreated wastewater directly or indirectly discharged into the water body, the serious pollution of water resources. China's seven major river systems in nearly half of serious pollution, city section of river water qualitygenerally exceed the standard 86%. The polluted water, more serious is the Huaihe, Haihe, Liaohe, Songhua River, the downstream Yangtze River and the Pearl River Delta instries in developed region.

River city section of riverpollution, heavy on the river, north to south. In 1990, 94 river city section of evaluation, 65 are subject to different degrees of pollution, accounting for 69.1%, the main pollutants ammonia nitrogen, volatile phenol and oxygen consumption of organic matter. According to the survey, 700000000 peopledrinking water the Escherichi a coli exceed the standard, 164000000 people drink organic pollution of water, 35000000 people nitrate drinking water exceed the standard.

Huaihe is one of the most polluted rivers. Huaihe in the evaluation of the 2000kilometers of the river, 78.7% river does not meet the drinking water standard,the 79.7% section does not meet the standard of fishery water, 32% do not meet the standard of irrigation water. According to statistics, the national 3000 heavily polluting enterprises, enterprises of wastewater discharge of instrial pollution,Huaihe River Basin accounts for 160. A sewage units 1.55 182 towns within the basin, instrial wastewater emissions of 1610000000 cubic meters, 700000000 cubic meters of urban living water emissions. Huaihe sewage irrigation farmland,causing serious crop proction; in 1989 the occasion of the Spring Festival, the sewage discharge upstream gate opening, the tap water in Huainan, Bengbu twocity is seriously polluted and not drinking, Huaihe basin, the public drinking watercrisis, people Voices of discontent.

Huaihe basin in many areas of cancer incidence rate than the normal area than 10 times to hundreds of times, some villages in 2/3 of hepatomegaly. At the same time, e to the pollution of the estuary, anadromous fish resources has been damaged, the sharp drop in output, part of the in

I. 作文推荐和英语小故事

1.The Country Squire

In a small pretty village in Notting ham shire there formerly lived a respectable Squire， who excelled all his friends in amusements athletic， and whose manner of living was far from ascetic． A wife he had taken for better or worse， whose temper had proved an intolerant curse；but at length， to his great and unspeakable joy， she died when presenting a fine little boy．Strange fancies men have；—the father designed to watch o’er the dawn of his son's youthful mind，—that，only approached by the masculine gender， no room should be left him for feelings more tender．“Had I ne’er seen a woman，” he often would sigh，“What Squire in the country so happy as I！” The boy was intelligent， active， and bright， and took in his studies uncommon delight；no juvenile follies distracted his mind； no visions of bright eyes， or damsels unkind， and those fair demisisterly beings so gay， yclept“pretty cousins， ne’erpopped in his way； till at length this remarkably singular son could number of years that had passed twenty one．”

Now the father had settled， his promising son should his studies conclude when he reached twenty one；and he went，with a heart beating high with emotion， to launch the young man on life's turbulent ocean．As they entered the town，a young maiden tripped by， with a cheek like a rose， and a lightlaughing eye．“O father， what's that？” cried the youth with delight， as this vision of loveliness burst on his sight．“O，that，” cried the cautious and politic Squire， who did not they outh's ardent glances admire，“is only a thing called a Goose，my dear son ；we shall see many more ere our visit is done．”

Blooming damsels now passed with their butter and cheese，whose beauty might even an anchorite please：“Merelygeese！” said the Squire，“don't mind them，my dear；thereare many things better worth looking at here．” As onwards they passed， every step brought to view some spectacle equally curious and new；and the joy of the youth hardly knew any bounds， at the roped ancers， tumblers， and merry gorounds．

As soon as the tour of the town was completed， the fatherre solved that the boy should be treated； so， pausing an instant，he said，“My dear son， a new era today in your life has begun；now of all this bright scene and the gayeties in it，choose whatever you like，it is yours from this minute．”“Choose whatever I like？” cried the jouthful recluse．“O， thank you，dear father， then give me—a goose！”

乡绅

从前，在诺丁汉郡的一个美丽的小村庄里住着一位可敬的绅士。他玩起体育竞技游戏来比所有的朋友都高强，过的日子绝不是苦行僧式的。不管是福是祸，他娶了个妻。结果她脾气奇坏，成了个难以忍受的灾星。终于，她在产下一玲珑佳儿后死去，乡绅先生的万分欣喜自是不可言传。人不时会突发奇想。这位父亲决定亲自督察儿子年幼的头脑的启蒙，务必使他接触的都是男性，绝不留下余地萌生更温柔的感情。“倘我从不曾见过女人，”他常常叹息道，“全国的乡绅里谁人能有我快活！”那男孩聪明、活泼而又通达事理，异常地喜欢学习。从不因小孩子的胡闹而分心；从没有明亮的眸子，或狠心的小妞，或被谓之“妩媚表亲”、半似姐妹的放肆尤物突然出现在他面前。到最后，这位非同寻常、出类拔萃的儿子终于度过了21个年头。

父亲决定，他的前途无量的儿子在21岁时应该结束学业。于是他满心激动地带领年轻人启航进入汹涌的人生之海。当他们进城时，正有一少女款款经过，腮如玫瑰，眼笑流波。“哦，父亲，那是什么？”当那可爱身影闯入他的眼帘时，年轻人快乐地喊道。“噢，那个，”谨慎而讲究谋略的乡绅根本不赞赏儿子热烈的目光，于是大声说，“不过区区一笨鹅而已，我亲爱的孩子，我们一路还会见到很多的。”

携奶油乳酪的如花少女络绎而过，就是隐士也会被她们的美丽打动。“不过是些笨鹅！”乡绅道，“我儿不必放在心上，此间有许多事物更值得一观呢。”他们继续前行，每一步都见到同样新奇有趣的景象，年轻人看到走绳索的，翻斤斗的，和旋转木马等等，其乐也无穷。

小城之行一结束，父亲就决定要款待儿子。于是，他停顿片刻后说，“我亲爱的儿子，今日起你的生活开始了一个新的时期。现在，在所有这眩目景象及种种赏心乐事中，选出你最喜爱的，你立刻就能得到它。”“由我任意选择？”年轻的隐居者大叫，“啊，谢谢你了，父亲，那就给我一只笨鹅吧！”
2.Speeding
A speeding motorist was waved down by a police patrol car. “I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding,” said the policeman, writing his note. “You've been driving over 60 miles per hour.”
“Would you mind making it 100, officer?” was the reply. “You see, I'm going to sell the car.”

超速行驶

一名超速行驶的驾驶员被巡逻警车拦住后，警察一边做记录，一边说：“我要给你开一张超速罚单，因为你刚才的车速已经超过了60英里。”
“警官，请你把时速写为100英里好吗？你知道，我正要打算卖这辆车。”

J. 英语作文 学生和老师的哲理小故事

My new teacher is science teacher. He’s very strong. He has a big mouth, two big ears, two big eyes and a not too big and not too small nose. He often wears a black new shirt and brown pants, with two big shoes.
My science teacher is very kind. And he is very smart, isn’t he? Today, we have science class. We are very happy. Because he is so funny. Who is he? He’s a Mr. Zhou .