假设你是李华某英文报社正在公开征集幽默故事

❶ 假设你是李华某英文报社公开征集幽默故事请你根据所提供的信息写一个幽默故事

真诚
保佑我快快减肥吧。
我哪来那么大的法力呀？
别这么说，我会来谢你的。
真的没办法，你看看我自己吧。坦胸露乳的弥勒佛真诚地说。

❷ 假如你是李华，你校英文报举办征文活动，话题是对即将来你校任教的英语老师的建议和期望。

We are looking for a new English teacher in our school.

First we are honored to have aboad. Welcome to join our shcool, a key middle school in our city.

We would like you to have extensive teaching experience and talent， seek to motivate others to share your enthusiasm for the English language, speak with pure pronunciation. Having a wide range of teaching experience in the UK and overseas is better.
Solid ecation, psychology, and other ecational disciplines of scientific knowledge;
Mainly English, Speak Chinese if necessary

❸ 假如你是李华,最近,你校同学正在参加某英语报社组织的一场讨论.讨论的主题是网络小说的利弊.请你根据

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am very glad to write to you and introce my survey results. About 60% of students think that reading Internet novels can make them spend the spare time happily and easily, and ease the pressure of study. And also they can find some good things from these novels, and use them in their study.
About 40% students think that Internet novels are quite attractive that they can make the students waste much time and are bad for their study.
In my opinion, of course, Internet novels have their benefits, they can make us know much more knowledge that we can't learn at school, and they can open up our eyes to the outside world. But we can't read them more often. Some studnts will be in addiction of reading novels and their study will fall behind.
Sincerely,
Li Hua

❹ 公共英语三级英文写作:报社举办 exercise every day的征文活动

Exercise every day is good for our Health. doing exercising is becoming more and more popular. taking exercises every day will keep fit and live a happy life.As for me, I like doing sports such as playing football,playing badminton. After school I usually spend some time to do sport with my friends, it not only builds up my body but also let me make new friends. In short, exercise enriches my life and makes me more confident.Let's exerise every day and enjoy a healthy life!

❺ 一篇英语作文= = = = = = = = =

新概念2 里 貌似有一篇 记不太清了 可以参考一下 这则笑话应该很常见啊~

❻ 某英文报社正在进行主题征文活动.以"show respect for othe

Show Respect for Others
When it comes to the issue of respects, some people say that they will respect others in the condition that others show respect to them, and some people say that they only respect the stronger and richer persons. In my opinion, all men need to respect others and be respected.
Firstly, all men are born to be equal. Regardless of one's appearance, social status, health conditions and financial conditions, he has the right to be respected as a member of the society. Whereas, a criminal may be look down upon because equality is partly conditional. Since the criminal has done something harmful to the society, his rights are deprived by the law. But his basic human rights left will still be respected.
Secondly, respects, in other word, esteems are crucial to an indivial. According to Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, men have five levels of needs: physiological, safety, belonging/love, esteem and self-actualization. Since we are living in 21st. century, a peaceful time, the theme of our life is peace and developing. So when we have solved the problems of surviving and safety, we are eager to achieve the other three needs. Among the three, as far as I am concerned, esteem is the base of belonging and self-actualization. We cannot live freely and comfortable without others respects and esteem. Esteems are the beginning of love and the ultimate result of self-actualization.
To sum up, a healthy society contains respects of each other. Aesop said, treat other people as you hope they will treat you. Therefore, please show respects to other people and you will be respected

❼ 假设你是李华,最近,你校的校刊“英语园地”栏目正在征集以“感恩父母”为话题的英短文请你根据下列提示，用

Dear parents,

Thank you for always supporting me without any conditions. As your son (or daughter) I'd like to appreciate your kindness by this letter. As the exam is near, I hope you can understand my stressful condition and communicate with me with encouraging words. Also, please give me some personal space before my exam. I can adjust myself well before the test because I know my own study progress very well. Furthermore, I studies very hard ring the whole year and prepare for the exam so I'm very confident. Finally, I study a lot with my classmates who give me lots of suggestions. I think with those helps above I can do while ring the exam. So please do not worry for me.

Love you all,

XXX

❽ 某英文报社正在举办以 “An Unforgettable Experience” 为题的征文活动。至少

你好，很高兴为你解答

An Unforgettable Experience
网络
一次难忘的经历; 难忘的经历; 难以忘怀的经历
希望我的回答对你有帮助，满意请采纳。

❾ 某英语报社正在举办故事续写大赛，以 I couldnt believe my eyes when

I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened the front door. My two dogs became one. When they saw me out of the door, they ran to the oppisite position and tried to saperate themelves. However, it was impossible because there was something like a red snake between them connected them into one. I was so afraid. I remembered to call my parents for help later. They told me to take a pot of cold water to pour on the dogs. Then I followed and they finally saperate.